Ow...
My calves are still kind of sore... it's amazing what kind of muscles you use for certain types of activities. I mean snowboarders use their calves, their thighs, the muscle underneath the shin, abdominals, your "glutes", shoulders (if you fall over often), and others that I don't remember right now. Actually the only muscle I remember using is the one that currently I feel, and those are my calves. No flabby calves today for LeeZy.
One sees many a strange thing out on the slopes. This was actually my first time out this year and I forgot all the funny things I see. And I'm not even talking about the people that fall over and do face plants in the snow... Oh no... Even funnier and less painful. For instance the bra tree. Notice the countless Mardi Gras beads as well. Also take note (or maybe you can't), it's a training bra...
Some people are not affected by the temperature at the ski resorts. If it's moderately sunny and pleasant out, people will shred the layers and ski or snowboard in next to nothing. Of course they won't allow you to ski naked... that would be crazy...
But then again, people ski in almost anything. There were lots of funky hats, very loud colors, and guys in bear suits. I kid you not... Photographic evidence to the right... The suit covered his ski boots. I'm surprised he didn't have a bear head helmet on. Oh, I guess not, now that would be dangerous and stupid, right? Eh... I think a guy in a panda suit would've been funnier.
But all in all, it was a great weekend. A much need break and recharge that would benefit anyone. But it really helped me out. I am so glad I went.
Tomorrow I have a special post but until then, I'd like to introduce you to some nice links.
I've always thought of these, especially the part about the "um" test... but this was written far more eloquently than I could've. 5 things you should never hear during a presentation.
Imagine seeing this outside church one day...
Are you stoopid? It's quite possible...
I didn't think there would be any other scene in Borat worse than the naked wrestling. Oh this comes close... Deleted scene from the DVD... Not Safe For Work... unless you don't mind the black bar censorship of Borat's wee-wee.
Another [kiss].
I work at a company that studies alcoholism... so it's natural I would show this... Just pretend you're watching the Office. Or if you were there... me at a company retreat back in 2004.
Hey look, a drunk squirrel...
So I haven't flown in a plane for a while... but yeah... uh... WHAT!!!!?!!!?!?!!!! (warning, this is pretty gross, and you may never want to sleep on a plane again or sleep next to an empty seat)
I'm so glad I went to Junior High and High School in the late 80s / early 90s... because there's no way I could handle attending now with this going on...
Oh for cryin' out loud... The Caveman show isn't a comedy?
Yum-O...
Wonder what an FCC complaint looks like? Wonder no more...
That's it for today... Look for me tomorrow as I reflect on a milestone.
LeeZy
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