Ahhh... you shouldn't have...

I just love this above photo... I copied it from here... but I thought it was a great first photo to post for today.

Ahhh... the iPhone... I've actually cooled about it... I no longer am needing it and I actually think there are too many negative things about it. And it's also a good thing I didn't wait in line... because you might have seen people like this.... actually I would have loved to have been there to laugh at this woman and point... btw.. what's the deal with bringing cash?... seriously?

By my oh my... how far we've come...


BUSTED!!!!

I'm just speechless by this Colbert clip...


The only person worse than Paris Hilton, is none other than Larry King.

When someone works out, eats right, focuses their exercises on their abdominal muscles, does many sit ups / crunches every day, one can obtain the 'six pack' look on their stomach... or if that's too much for you... buy this invention...


Now if you haven't seen the dramatic chipmunk, I apologize for not updating the blog earlier.

The original footage from that Japanese Show
The dramatic chipmunk (technically another animal, but who really cares?)

Dr. Evil Chipmunk
Curses!
Bombay Chipmunk
Darthmatic Chipmunk
Kill Bill Chipmunk

Director's Cut

The best one...
The LOST Version

I don't want an iPhone Nano...


I need this rewritten for the violin please...

Remember the cover of Nirvana's 'Nevermind' album? The baby swimming underwater? He's seventeen years old now.... BAM... now you feel old.


I have this iPhone as well... it sucks... and I misplace it all the time.

Where does the hole in the CD go? I mean doughnuts have doughnut holes... but where are the CD holes? Anyway... some nice art for your CD....

And finally one last iPhone review... but done in that sarcastic manner that I personally enjoy...


See you guys later...

LeeZy

On the Menu today...

For your browsing pleasure... stuff to click...


Now if you haven't seen Robot Chicken Star Wars on Sunday... you missed out on something funnier and more entertaining than any of those damn prequels... Lucky for you, I provided you a link. Here's a trivia question for you though... what would be the name of a pornographic magazine in the Star Wars universe? Answer at the end of today's blog.

By the way... what the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?


Speaking of all things Star Wars, Natalie Portman was somewhat forgettable in those prequels. But she starred in many other movies that were much better (V for Vendetta, Closer, and my personal favorite from long ago, Beautiful Girls). And not only is she very cute and brainy (she went to Harvard), she's also co-authored a paper and her real last name isn't Portman either.

Sometimes.... you hear the most random conversations on the street.


I don't know what's worse... Hillary Clinton decided to parody the Sopranos Finale... or that she's using a Celine Dion musical tune as her campaign song. They're both equally bad. By the way, for those of you who don't know who that guy staring at Bill, it's the guy who portrayed a crime boss in the Sopranos, Johnny Sack.


I love hybrid cars... they let you get into the HOV lane without having to have the minimum of passengers, you get to feel smug when you drive one, and you are helping the environment. But they don't entitle you to take all the shortcuts through town...


Hey... there's a small piece of property that's for sale on the SF Bay... Pros: you get to own the only private property on the bay, no fear of solicitors, secluded... Cons: you are near traffic, you are near a road, but you can't use it to get home, and everyone can see your place on the way home.

I just thought this was cool... how the USA looks like in the eyes of the FAA.


Could someone please make this burger?

And I'd just like to point out that a woman wrote this article about engagement rings...

I like this map... California is usually talked about as if it was it's own country... they are just expanding the metaphor to other states.

This may sound cheesy, but it's a pretty good outline to get the most out of life...

Wow... who knew soda was so useful?


The answer to the trivia question is Naboobies. Thank you, but please give the credit to Robot Chicken Star Wars.

LeeZy

Presentations

Today... in honor of my friend (and loyal reader of this blog) who is about to give a big presentation this Friday.... I have 2 great links about powerpoint presentations. Hope you all enjoy them.

Firstly... how not to give a presentation...


Lastly... probably the most easiest presentation you could give. Don't forget to look at the scientific paper describing this phenomenon because it's hard to read the youtube video.

LeeZy

Excellent Knocked Up review

Here is a very good review of 'Knocked Up' if you need another reason to go watch it...

LeeZy

Crowning Achievements

Hello everybody!

More on why I named today's post the way I did, later.

What a crazy weekend... lots of interesting stuff...

The Danish soccer fans... those crazy guys... all he was trying to do was just hug the guy... Is that so bad? All I know is now, Steve Bartman can rest easy now... because now I've seen something truly stupid a fan has done to kill his own team...


This all seems staged... the hand grenade was a nice touch though...

I love Star Wars. I love Family Guy. This here is a preview of the culmination of both worlds... the anticipation for this is too great... greater than the next new episode of Lost.

Paris Paris Paris... tsk tsk tsk.... you couldn't even stay away from the MTV movie awards could you? I mean really... do you have to be seen at this? You're just asking for ridicule... or you basking in the idea of one more night going commando before you need to really lock it all up?


iPhone... I want one even more now...
Commercial 1 - Never Been an iPod
Commercial 2 - How to
Commericial 3 - Calamari

And lastly, I saw a great movie over the weekend. It was called "Knocked Up"... I really don't want to say much about it but if you liked the "40 Year Old Virgin", you will truly like this movie as well. (If you are a fan of 'Freaks and Geeks' and 'Undeclared'... you will appreciate this movie as well)


It's about a one night stand that ends up being a whole lot more and there's a lot of scenes with babies and preparing for a baby's arrival. And there are plenty of sight gags... I mean really funny and disturbing sight gags... Remember how I was going to explain the title of this blog entry? Well I really shouldn't but if you think about it... what's the worst thing they could show in a movie about having babies? Hmmmm? Think about it...

Yep... they went there... 3 times actually...

LeeZy