Think you can steal my @#$%!& and sell it?

30 years per felony x 7 felonies = locked up for a long long time.... It's about time...

Oh OJ... you stupid, stupid man... but I guess if you did steal all that memorabilia, it was because you loved it so much right? What? You're sorry? You want to give it back...?

I read this morning that this is comparable to Hitler being acquitted of all the heinous crimes he committed, but then being busted later for running a red light and thrown in jail for the rest of his life. Firstly, this is not the same as Hitler and I don't even know where to start about how that's not the same. But the end result is what is satisfying to me. There's audio tapes of him false imprisoning people, shouting orders... it shows that side we all suspected, the one that is able to brutally murder 2 people in cold blood and then think he did nothing wrong, or completely forget the whole incident altogether.

Well anyway, I hope this time, the trial is not going to be a media whore's wet dream... but I somehow doubt it. This guy isn't available to represent OJ (God rest his soul)...


But I bet this guy is...


But good luck with that armed robbery thing... I'm sure you'll find a way out of it... you can blame it on other people like Michael Vick... oh wait... that didn't end up well either. Oh well...

Memo to the prosecution: Please avoid the previously racist cops who might not have the best history... Personally I'd prefer you hire this investigator out of Las Vegas...


LeeZy